That's Not How Any Of This Works

It's short and sweet today folks!
Who has seen that commercial where the old lady posts all her pictures on her "wall", and then later her friend says something the old lady doesn't like so she unfriends her friend simply by saying, "I unfriend you!" And then the old lady's friend says, "That's not how this works! That's not how ANY of this works!"

I feel that way about online dating.

Most of my time spent viewing profiles I'm quietly saying to myself, 'That's not how this works! That's not how ANY of this works!"